2029?!?! Why are you waiting so long to get married?!

Life is expensive! We want to buy a condo first, then have a wedding.

How’d you meet again?

The dating app Hinge!

Where’s the wedding going to be?

In the city of Chicago.

Uh…the sock monkey?

He’s our son, Scott Monkey. If you have any tips on getting into a good preschool, please let us know.

Ok, but seriously.

There’s an adorable sock monkey museum in Long Grove, Illinois where you can stuff your own sock monkey. On August 12, 2023 Sammi and Scott went to the museum. Thus, Scott Monkey was born.

You can usually find him hanging out in the living room wearing his astronaut suit.